Sunday, October 12, 2008

Logos

The company that manufactures the greatest number of women's dresses each year is Mattel. Barbie's got to wear something.So when everyone thinks they are buying this years top designer. Yeah you are but Mattel most likely made the dress for you. Its okay because all the rifles that the U.S. Military uses is made by Mattel too. So at least we all know that Mattel is always the lowest bidder for everything we enjoy.


Random Thought of The Day:


I heard someone say that they lost a bunch of weight on the south beach diet which I think involves eating silicone and doing tons of coke. I'm somewhat surprised that in the world of fad diets and sex fiends that the all sperm diet hasn't found a following. "Sure my jaw hurts all the time but i've lost 15 lbs and my husband says it's good for my skin." The all sperm diet would put an end to husbands throughout the world working late at the office. The headline in the business section would read: 'Kleenex stocks at an all time low but the CEO's are smiling'.

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