I saw this lady get cut off by a guy and she yelled out loudly 'What's wrong with people'. I thought it was a good question and wanted to say 'People take shits and pretend to wash their hands by running the water. They cup their smelly farts then cook a meal. They pick their crusty scalps in public. They kick ugly dogs. They jerk off to wal mart flyers. They ask to borrow 5 bucks for lunch and never pay you back. They cook fish in the microwave. They cut their nails in public. They wear white socks with dark pants and shoes. They laugh for all the wrong reasons. They piss in your sink. They pretend to sleep when old people get on the bus. They have more than 6 items in the express aisle. They squeeze and feel the bread at the bakery for no reason. They taste the grapes with their shit caked hands. They pronounce schedule as 'shed-ule'. They shit on the seat. They shave their pubes but nothing else. They whistle all the fucking time. They don't die when you smash bricks over their heads. They laugh at stupid jokes and when they laugh you see their really white teeth and search for bricks to smash them all out. They fake cry at funerals. They are stinky like milk. They sound like a horse when they eat. They buy really expensive water for the bottle not the water. They use gay buzz words. They pay 5 dollars for coffee. They breed.'
In the end I didn't say anything to the lady. She looked like she was on her way to score some crack and I had a feeling that she really knew what was wrong. Stupid cow.
Monday, October 13, 2008
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