A pirate walks into a bar and sits down next to a Sailor. Sailor notices that the pirate has a peg leg, a hook for hand, and an eye patch. "Wow!" he exclaims. "How did you end up with a wooden leg?" Well, he replies, " I got thrown overboard in a storm and shark bit it off."
"That's pretty wild man. How about the hook?"
"Lost during a sword fight while the crew was mutinying."
" Is that how you lost that eye?" he replied.
"No. A bird crapped in my eye."
"What!" the sailor said
"Yes," he sullenly replied, "It was my first day with the hook."
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