Q: Why is it so hard to replace Vanna White?
A: They can't find another blonde who knows the whole alphabet.
A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket not your stub."
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