Sometimes it might happen that you get the idea to duct tape your child to the dog and pretend that you are at a rodeo. It doesn't mean that you are a bad person for having these types of thoughts but putting up signs advertising a baby rodeo apparently does.
These are some of the random thoughts I get through out the day. I don't know where I come up with some of this stuff but I do. It could be from all the weed I smoked when I was in high school. Maybe it's from all the beer and liquor I drink every week. But regardless it's some funny stuff. Everyone at the tattoo shop love to hear my random thoughts and my stories of drunken debaucheries and and exploits.
I am the type of person that really doesn't care what people think of me. I am twenty-four years old and pretty much a horrible person. I wont deny that I am actually working for an upper management position in hell. I just hope the beer is cold and they allow me to tattoo.
lol instead of a dog do it on a rocket and on forth of july. set a go to launch the 1st baby in low orbit and who cares what ppl think that some funny $h!+
ReplyDeleteAs a mother of three, I'd have to agree. That was funny. I hope you'll share more of your ideas, because they seem to be interesting if nothing else. Like "Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy" from SNL in the 90's. It reminds me of the time my younger sister actually duct taped a kid to a chair while babysitting.
ReplyDeleteI like the baby rodeo. Just thought I would recommend a book called "I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell" to you. It sounds like it may be just your speed, and it's pretty funny because you'll just shake your head and say,"I've done that before!"
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